January 24, 2007 
Frog
January 24, 2007 
There was a whitish-green frog or toad that was just hanging on our wall outside for about 12 hours yesterday without moving. He was huge.
Team America World Police
January 24, 2007 
“I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their black hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery hot liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats, screaming for help. As quickly as they’d come the infidels were gone. It was on that day, I put a Jihad on them. And if you don’t believe it, you better kill me now, because I’ll put a Jihad on you too.”
_Gary Johnston
Team America World Police
Hilarious
State of the Union Address
I wanted to watch last night but I could not stand to look at Nancy Pelosi for more than thirty seconds at a time. She kept blinking, standing up too fast, and was just annoying.
Chicago Bears
BEARS WIN!!!!!!BEARS WIN!!!!!!bEARS WIN!!!!!!bEARS WIN!!!!!!1BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!bEARS WIN!@!!!!!!!!!!bE3ARS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicago Bears
It looks like the BEars are DOING IT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Holy Sh-t\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!J
I love the Chicago Bears.
This is one of the greatest days of my life….
